Turn left at the brown cow..then right at the bull..and there is the gate

Ok so this happened while the cowboy was still here..but one of my friends said I should share this and well its pretty funny so why not?

 We like to have parties and rarely does a party we throw end before night sets in.Now due to the fact this is a cattle ranch we don't have pretty street lights..heck we don't even have streets.Just a field....who could get lost in an OPEN FIELD?
 Well let me tell you...I happen to have a friend that can get lost in an open field...and its not like she got lost once..several times she has gotten lost..so its my duty to never let her forget it,lol
 
 So one night we are all sitting around a fire,when Marcelle said she had to leave.So she hops in the car and takes off.Then She puts on her TURN SIGNAL..we bust out laughing I mean where is she going..its an open field...who is she signaling too?Then she starts to back up..then she puts on her signal again and turns towards the swamp..Then she puts on the signal again and drives across the field towards the lake..At this point I'm like rolling on the ground laughing...ITS A STRAIGHT SHOT FROM WHERE EVERYONE PARKS TO THE GATE....you just gotta drive across an OPEN FIELD.
I grab my cell phone and call Marcelle...this is the conversaion
Me...hey Marcelle whats up?
Marcelle..I think I'm lost?
Me...well where are you going?
Marcelle..the gate
Me..well you are gonna drive into the lake
Marcelle..are you sure?
Me..yes(followed by me giggleing like a school girl and everyone at the campfire busting out laughing)
Marcelle..well where is the gate
Me..same place its always at..we didn't move it
Marcelle..you sure
Me..yes..its not that easy
Me..oh and why are you useing turn signals
Marcelle..I think for the cows

LMAO...I love Marcelle